About the Webmaster
- NAME: randy
- ALIASES & NICKNAMES: capitalistboyfriend, kepler (sometimes web alias),
solipsist (emotional title), randal (also my name)
- ZODIAC SIGN: pisces
- AGE: 16. has been known to have been younger ages in the past.
- FAVORITE COLOR: teal. maybe green sometimes
- HOBBIES AND INTERESTS: world wide web, plants, lemon demon,
starbucks, my tape recorders, collecting things, nature
- DISLIKES: bugs, texting people back
- STRENGTHS:ask again later when i have some
- WEAKNESSES: why would i tell you this. you may be able to
beat my boss fight that way.
- ALIGNMENTS: chaotic lawful, ISTP, 4w5
- FAVORITE FOOD:everything bagels with lots of cream cheese
- STR: 4
- DEX: 8
- CONS: 4
- INT: 11
- WIS: 13
- CHA: 15
- CLASS: ???
- SPECIES:: completely human
camera i use is a canon vixia hf r50.
my keytar is a yamaha shs-10.
my laptop is a panasonic cf-s9.
my dictaphones are sony m560-v (silver) and .. uh... i forget the other ones. sorry.
i am a white boy with a green box drawn over my face. this photo is from sometime in march of 2022.
MISCELLANEOUS IMAGES, BLINKIES, GIFS, ET CETERA:
here's some MISC.IMAGES that i resonate with (i made the glitter ones in the fifth
column and the alien invasion one is a photo i took of a game on my ds)
- Q: what are your political stances? are you a capitalist like your name implies?-
A: capitalistboyfriend is just a web handle. i'm not a capitalist. i'm not a boyfriend, either.
- Q:are you single?-
A: you do not want to date me. i also probably do not want to date you. but i'm flattered you think i'm attractive
- Q: what kind of content do you make?-
A: sparse art. sometimes videos on youtube. not much.
i like to play around and make nonsense. mediocrity is my goal
- Q: why did you make this site?-
A: i like old internet stuff
- Q: what can i do with the flock of doves that just flew out of my hat? i was literally wearing that dude
A: sorry, a magician never reveals his secrets.
That Is All For Now, Please Check Back Later For More, Or Leave A Question In My Guestbook.
ACCOLADES AND TESTIMONIALS:
- much like Q's for my FAQ, i don't have many of these. leave one
in my guestbook with your web handle in quote form and i'll put it here.
but WAIT!!!!! THERES MORE!!! to continue to the NEXT PAGE, click the SICK 3d dolphin graphic!!
WARNING!!!! this dolphin will take you to the fun stuff page, please make sure you are ready to continue!!!!
MS Gothic with no antialiasing is my favorite font.