Thy Website of Homepagery

welcome to your doom

i guess

click the UFO to visit the next page of the site, the CHARACTER INFO section.
this site was last updated 6/21/2022.






"WOAH!! THIS PLACE IS SO COOL!!! I SHOULD STAY AWHILE..." you think to yourself as you idly surf through the pages of this site.

welcome to my homepage. i'm randal, or randy, or more professionally capitalistboyfriend. i first made this site in december of last year, when i first started learning html. i still don't know html. i didn't touch neocities for a couple months, but i'm back on the kick now.

you can find my youtube here, i sometimes post nonsense.
you can find my tumblr here.
i am the most active there out of all social medias these days.

  • THE LATEST UPDATES TO THIS SITE HAVE BEEN...
      4/13/22:removed /PARANORMAL and /REVIEWS. made every single page more simple, and less wordy. organized graphics, etc.
      4/14/22: edited /INDEX and /CHAR.INFO, added /CHAR.INFO/MISC.IMAGES and /CHAR.INFO/FAQ.
      4/17/22: removed /BLOG, added /WEBJOURNAL, edited guestbook layout to match main site bg for seamlessness.
  • my imood is... The current mood of capitalistboyfriend at www.imood.com
    you are visitor number...
    (powered by )
    (or somewhere near that, anyway, a lot of that is probably me refreshing constantly during development...
    reset as of 12/17/21.)

    THIS SITE IS A PERPETUAL WORK IN PROGRESS!

    check back later for updates.

    music on all pages (except the blog page, which is bustin by neil cic) belongs to griffin mcelroy. you can visit his bandcamp here.

    how can we prove the world didn't start last thursday?