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This site was last updated 5/17/2023.
WHO AM I, WHAT IS THIS, AND WHERE ELSE CAN YOU FIND ME
Welcome to my homepage. I'm Randy, Randal, or more professionally "capitalistboyfriend". You may also know me as some variation of "Kepler".
I founded this site in early December of 2021. It is simply my homepage. My makeshift boat in a sea of numbers. Something to link to on my social medias. Something to put on business cards. That would be very entertaining. Let me know if I should do that.
There was a dead period for updates here spanning from May to December of 2022, but I got a new laptop and now I care about the internet again. Anyway: Hello! Thank you for visiting my homepage.
You can find my Youtube here,
I sometimes post nonsense. Give it a looksy! New stuff coming soon. Hehe.
You can find my Tumblr here, but I've been less active there lately.
I also have a TikTok where I mainly post photos I take in my day-to-day life overlayed with emotional sounding music and clips of Jedidiah Martin from Camp Here & There talking.
The image below tracks the current moon phase. It goes with the space theme of this front page!
THE LATEST UPDATES TO THIS SITE HAVE BEEN...
12/28/22-12/30/22: Large overhaul for the site anniversary and the New Year. More info below.
12/30/22: Completely redid the about me page with the added bonus of a new background track.
12/29/22: Added the "videos" page. Cleaned up the main site page.
12/28/22: Re-vamped the "blog" page. Started cleaning up other pages
1/30/23: I don't remember what I did this day.
2/19/23: Reworded some of the "about me" page and added a home button, changed music for "webjournal" and "videos" pages, removed lengthy podcast monologue on "videos" page.
3/29/23: Updated and revised "about me" page.
My iMood is/was...
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THIS SITE IS A PERPETUAL WORK IN PROGRESS!
check back later for updates.
I do not make any money off this site, and I never will. I am not sponsored nor endorsed by anyone.
This is just my corner of the web! Please be aware of that! I actually lose money from it. ...I have to pay to have music play in the background.
Music on all pages belongs to Griffin McElroy. You can visit his bandcamp here!
How can we prove the world didn't start last Thursday?