welcome to your doom
i guess
click the UFO to visit the next page of the site, the CHARACTER INFO section.
this site was last updated 6/21/2022.
welcome to my homepage. i'm randal, or randy, or more professionally capitalistboyfriend.
i first made this site in december of last year, when i first started learning html.
i still don't know html. i didn't touch neocities for a couple months, but i'm back on the kick now.
you can find my youtube here,
i sometimes post nonsense.
you can find my tumblr here.
i am the most active there out of all social medias these days.
THIS SITE IS A PERPETUAL WORK IN PROGRESS!
check back later for updates.
music on all pages (except the blog page, which is bustin by neil cic) belongs to griffin mcelroy. you can visit his bandcamp here.
how can we prove the world didn't start last thursday?